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Mental Demotivational Poster


BIPOLAR -


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
5meds
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

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jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


MY FAMILY IS TEMPERMENTAL - Half Temper - Half Mental




BIPOLAR - A kinder term for Are you nucking futs?


TAGS: illnesses mentalhealth
Rating: 4.65/5

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misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 9:02 pm
I try to be. :D
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:18 am
Haha...I said but with an extra t!
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:17 am
You think that's something? All my stick people have belly b***ons! Thanks for the kind(er) words hun.
GaryO - August 20, 2012, 10:33 pm
d***, Prissy, you’re so god*** good sometimes. Hurry…..go paint something before it passes.


MENTALITY - I never question my sanity. It always replies rudely.




SCOPOPHOBIA -


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.52/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:02 am
And when it's pin-point accuracy was most called upon to shoot, to help clear-up the mess I saw before me... blocking my view... it's eyes froze-over, blocking any emission it could make until they were cleared by natures efforts or mine.
steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm
It looks like that little sucker just saw me n****..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer


KU KLUX KLAN ENVIRONMENTALISTS - Keep the Arctic White


TAGS: ku klux klan environmentals
Rating: 3.04/5

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Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 6:03 pm
Yeah, no one likes yellow snow. 5/5
Anitoch - October 25, 2009, 5:51 pm
That's Cute.
FTACHASER357 - October 22, 2009, 7:49 pm
This poster is GREAT!
bill - October 22, 2009, 7:24 pm
wow, just wow


CALLING IN -


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old ph**ographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
AMSOME!!
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!


MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE MATRIX: - "Hello. Have you allowed Jesus to come into your life and become your personal Savior?"


TAGS: smith religion evangelical fundamentalists
Rating: 2.73/5

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awesomejeezus - October 26, 2009, 9:49 pm
RISE AND SHINE, MR.FREEMAN. RISE AND SHINE.


PROHIBITION, HUH? - Jewish Ingenuity Kicking Some Serious Sacramental Ass




BEING SINGLE - Don't take it for granted




relief -




SMOKING - It's also bad for your mental health


TAGS: smoking mental health
Rating: 2.58/5

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Derek - August 10, 2009, 6:49 pm
Actually, there is evidence for this (beyond this picture).


YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS - A Kiss is just a Kiss


TAGS: the fundamental things apply
Rating: 4.67/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:39 pm
Yeah sure, but when that horse is in the mood, just try to out-run him...


MENTAL ILLNESS - You need to have your head examined...




MENTAL NOTE -




RECYCLED BATHROOM TISSUE - I'm all for conservation but I draw the line at being the second guy to use my toilet paper.


TAGS: funny humor environmental nuts
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:02 pm
That's why I drink Pepsi.
Derek - November 11, 2009, 2:08 am
You probably don't want to know that most water you drink has been in a toilet at some point in the past
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 1:48 am
Allow me to chime in with an emphatic "amen," WTFO.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:10 am
Awww, c'mon. Have a big ol' swig of the koolaid & help the environment.


HEADLESS HORSEMAN - hes not mental he just loves psychotic things




LOL CATS -




A HYPROCRITE - is any Fundamentalist who owns a GPS.


TAGS: religion fundamentalist
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by GySgt1811

GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 9:24 pm
Thanks Faceplant. Presceiate the support. Our guest needs to grow some G2, also. (Let's see if he/she can figure out the LXX reference.)
GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
Dear guest. You've missed the point so entirely. The "map" is of the earth taken from the description in Genesis. That is the fundamentalist reality; and no room for the physics of "orbiting birds" to power a GPS. (Shrugs) The spelling is from the LXX.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 5:59 pm
Hey anon guest, why don't you grow some ball and register before you try smashing a newbie. Run along now
GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 10:26 am
Not very funny, I know, but I must have stepped on some fundie toes. I LOVE it when I do that!


CRAZY FUNDAMENTALISTS - And they aren't even from Utah ...




I HATE IT WHEN - Someone else takes the insanity that I have mentally claimed




Liberalism -


TAGS: mental disorder that makes people attack good people
Rating: 2.06/5

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Sean - November 1, 2008, 11:27 pm
Uhmmm, G-Dog, does this mean your tunnel is still en route? It does, doesn't? D'OH!


Street Smarts -


TAGS: quote j diaz life judgemental
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:26 am
Thanks Bobb, feels good to know ya like it.
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:26 am
Thank you Icon. I really like this one too.
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:25 am
Well thank you rerun...means a lot coming from you!
BobbEdwards - August 10, 2013, 2:50 am
Fav'd
Iconoclast - August 9, 2013, 11:42 pm
Great poster. Needs to be widely circulated. Thanks.
rerun - August 9, 2013, 8:03 pm

May be the best you have done, wonderful.


The Things They Cannot Say -




The Numbers Don't Lie -


TAGS: mental health stats 1in4 friends
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:42 am
and my brain hurts...thanks Eric!
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:10 pm
Me Pet Fish Eric .


EASY AS PIE -


TAGS: mental exercise
Rating: 4.86/5

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twill1962 - August 22, 2012, 10:33 pm
Letters in Alphabet, Arabian Nights, Signs of Zodiac, Keys on Piano, Degrees in Right Angle, Sides on Stop Sign, Wheel on Unicycle, Men on Dead Man's Chest, Lives of Cat, Bottle of Beer on a Wall, Dollars for Passing Go in Monopoly.
Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:05 am
15 is men on a dead man's chest
fatelvis - August 18, 2012, 10:16 pm
Pass go in Monopoly
caveman - August 18, 2012, 9:27 am
Should i feel bad that i had no clue on any of them?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:59 am
Letters,Arabian,Signs,Keys,Degrees,Sides,Wheel,Months?,Lives,Bottles, ???
Bull - August 18, 2012, 1:39 am
26 letters in the alphabet, 1001 Arabian Nights, and after that my ears started bleeding and I couldn't smell the color orange.


REALITY - The thin line that separates real from the surreal can often be gray and blurred


TAGS: elemental
Rating: 2.82/5

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agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 2:22 pm
Awwwww... happy anniversary! 5L
bOB cHIN - October 28, 2009, 2:17 pm
Happy Anniversary!


AMBITION -




INCOMPETENT - "The fundamentals of our economy are strong" -John McCain, after AIG crashed


TAGS: aig john mccain economy fundamentals incompetant
Rating: 2.26/5

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a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:18 pm
The difference being that McCain made that comment literally hours after the markets took a collective ****. Besides, we do need regulation because capitalists are, for lack of a better word, f***ing greedy.
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
And yet, when President Obama said the same thing after his inauguration, no mockery. By the way, if the fundamentals weren't strong, why is the dollar worth so much internationally still?


OCD -


TAGS: ocd eposure therapy mental
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 16, 2016, 11:25 am
Prissy, you are obviously OCD and dyslexic......
MissPriss - August 11, 2016, 2:18 pm
DCO! DCO!
CloudchaserS - August 10, 2016, 3:44 am
If I see a note on a microwave that says "Please clear any unused time, some of us are OCD and it drives us nuts" I'll add one that says "There's medication to fix that, you know"
mizzdizz - August 8, 2016, 5:59 pm
chuckle, chuckle.....that's one of those things that I would just HAVE to do!!! chuckle turns a bit evil... ^!


visionary -




It's just beginning -


TAGS: eagles sorrowful envionmental disasters
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 10, 2017, 10:16 am
Excellent, UP yours


"Orderly Logic" -


TAGS: mental ward psychiatrist logic
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 1:32 am
Lol
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 1:27 am
Could be darker..and quieter...voices
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 1:20 am
Oh, yeah. It truly shocks people when - though you've told them numerous times - I need quiet time and nobody takes you seriously. Ha! I know where to get quiet time. Sorry; too dark? Apologies.
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 1:03 am
you too?
- November 2, 2014, 12:22 am
Where can I sign up? 5L Crotch... or, is that too informal?


IDENTITY -


TAGS: boxed fate judgementalism paradigm labels
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 28, 2014, 1:09 am

Two of my favorites are 166884 and 166885. You might like them, too.
Thedge - October 27, 2014, 11:55 pm
De nada. Just reading through posts and read it again. Depth, current, real. Great image. Just slapping a five seems, well, disrespectful. I bow before thee m'lady, in humble appreciation. Now, that said, am a man... can we do it again??? :-{o)))
lgvernon - October 27, 2014, 11:42 pm

And I really thank you for that~~
Thedge - October 27, 2014, 11:28 pm
I wanna vote again. Derned honest injun programming. I *really* like your prose.
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:37 am

Thanks, Mr. G.
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:36 am

Ah, the double entendre...
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:36 am

Ah, the double entendre...
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 1:46 am
5L
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 1:46 am
Messing with the box next door to me would be nothing but trouble.
lgvernon - October 21, 2014, 4:42 pm

That wishful thinking'll get you every time. No such luck, buddy. But thanks for the nice compliment.
GaryO - October 21, 2014, 4:28 pm
Geezus, thought this wuz yer obit for a minute there; ‘L. G. Vernon 2014’..whew. Nice prose. (I’ve been in the box next door. Looked better thru the sheer curtains)
lgvernon - October 21, 2014, 2:26 pm

Thank you. A lot.
Thedge - October 21, 2014, 2:24 pm
Like it. A lot.


Nuts -


TAGS: members can drive a person nuts with love mental asylum
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:39 pm
Sane? Around here? BAHAHA! Dammit now ya done gone made me pop open one of the sleeves tied behind my back...again.
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 5:18 pm
Exactly, always wondered where do they keep the sane people...


Environmental Image -


TAGS: environmental recycle congress separate oceans
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:49 pm
5L'd
concern3 - February 19, 2015, 2:42 am
Very clever a 5er
GaryO - February 18, 2015, 11:34 pm
Was there back in y2k. Hear the air is worse now than it was then. Don’t recall seeing the sun. However, the bits of dog in the chow mien was delicious.
Ism - February 18, 2015, 11:30 pm
love their Buffet.
Bandit5906 - February 18, 2015, 10:58 pm
Have you ever been to China?


C. D. O. -




Recovery -




Head Start -


TAGS: environmental conservationists head start mars
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 26, 2015, 12:49 am
Current Onion headline.


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